prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now?
exit the womb they said life will be great they said
have you ever caught someone staring at you and wondered what they’re thinking about like if it’s something positive or negative if it’s a passing thought or a long internal string of things if they’re even thinking about you at all or you just happen to be in the line of sight while their mind drifts off about something completely unrelated
Jesse’s moving back to Huber on June 8 and I cannot wait to finally be able to see him more often again! Things really are looking up. My mom got the job at Meijer which means we get our own place sooner, Jesse’s moving back, I get un-grounded in like, two weeks, and wow im just a happy camper right now. Oh! And schools out in like 3 weeks :D
catswithbenefits: reblog if you love pizza or crystal meth
a poem about bugs
pizza-butts: if it can fly it should die
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iguanal: Gangnam style has 999,901,298 views The video is 4:13 min long Thats a total of about 4,249,580,516.5 viewing minutes or about 71,020,258 hours or about 2,959,177 days or about 8,102 years Civilization emerged about 5,000 years ago, to put that in perspective.
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lameborghini: for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
lolsofunny: ok none of that bullshit stuff THESE are the best feelings in the world: peeing after holding it in all day faking ill and getting sent back to bed when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality getting a back massage seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like...
thorin-my-king: getoutoftherecat: the-companions-doctor: sharlina6: Fact of the Day: Cats have unattached collarbones, which means that they can fit through any aperture large enough to accommodate their heads. whenever someone judges me for wanting to be a cat I’ll just direct them to this how do you cat why can’t i cat
chiebutt: What I look for in a partner: Blue Eyes White Dragon
themasterslover: a-bipolar-bear: david-tennant-omg: tunoeresdarks: i just made some sort natural of mp3 player charger??? using only fruits and copper and and it worked i mean look at this fucking thing IT’S CHARGING you’re either a complete genius or you should be burnt at the stake… so should i start carrying fruits with me to class so i can charge my ipad? i swear if we...
teenagegaywad: fluffy—heretic: shmegel: yes but how old is the sport
That was seriously one of the most retarded things to ever happen ever. Like seriously?